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The residents.

Four of them. Varying levels of chaos.
All deeply convinced they have better taste than me.

Fig
Fig

cutie patootie

Fig

is smol

Fig

toofsies

Fig

pretty in blue

Fig

the weirdest catto

Fig

candid

Fig

an elegant shape

Fig

the fuzziest ball

Fig

commanding

Fig

on a hunt

Fig

laundry-style

Fig

how so cute?

Fig

watchful as always

Fig

queen and her golden ribbon

Fig

heroines don't look back

Fig

being fig

Fig

the silver snake is slain

Fig

receiving her degree as an EMA

Fig

splat

Fig

big chill

Fig

helping Paula with work

Fig

neighbourhood watch

Fig

just being the sweetest

Fig

big relaxing stretch

Fig

and a figsa in a pear tree

Fig

sunbeam chaser

Fig

night night

Fig is a grey and white tuxedo kitty and my OG foundling. She arrived first, unexpectedly and has forever stolen my heart. Her seniority and authority is observed in this household and she enforces it quietly, with her eyes, from across the room.

She sits on the keyboard during video calls, reluctantly agreeing to move to my lap after some negotiation. Has strong opinions about when I should stop working (now). Is usually right.

Coffee
Coffee

tiny floofer

Coffee

chilling like a boss

Coffee

where her name first came from

Coffee

chair thief but make it cute

Coffee

candid

Coffee

every step you take, every breath you make...

Coffee

tiniest trooper

Coffee

too cool

Coffee

10 points if you can find the head

Coffee

cone of fury.

Coffee

watching over her kingdom

Coffee

baby in red

Coffee

the day she was found

Coffee

in her rebelious era

Coffee

under the blanket

Coffee

pondering her life choices

Coffee

acrocat

Coffee

the most cutest, well-behaved coff

Coffee

floor goof

Coffee

sassy pretzel

Coffee

target acquired

Coffee

cat walk

Coffee

takind care of the stupid blind

Coffee

embrace the pets

Coffee

cheeky upside down monkey

Coffee

the tiniest radiator tenant

Coffee

proud little floof

Coffee

windswept chic

Coffee

the toy has lost

Coffee

a very smol explorer

Coffee came to me from a rainy parking lot where I first found her - she was just the smollest little bean. She likes to go outside and bring back complicated feelings about the neighbourhood. She follows me everywhere, yes, including the bathroom where she likes to maintain eye contact.

Always ready for a play session - if one isn't available, she'll very much arrange her own. Fearless Dreamy huntress. When she wants something, her face is cuter than Shrek's Puss in Boots'.

Lumen
Lumen

blue eyed beauty

Lumen

-ela, -ela, -ela

Lumen

once upon the time, when he used to hunt

Lumen

exploring munchkin

Lumen

our private moment

Lumen

brutalist photoshoot

Lumen

such a lovely step

Lumen

Can you find lumen?

Lumen

perfect circle kitty

Lumen

in his sisal wig era

Lumen

big stretch - come give food pls

Lumen

helping with organising my nail polish drawer

Lumen

back when he was the tiniest

Lumen

splat

Lumen

with his blue fish prey

Lumen

mesmerising

Lumen

when there are no more treats

Lumen

shameless selfie

Lumen

a rare occasion

Lumen

elegant

Lumen

he would never fit in there now

Lumen

tiny kitty

Lumen

cat in a box - incredible

Lumen

just another stunning portrait

Lumen

where kitties most belong

Lumen

circus lumen

Lumen

little menace of a thief

Lumen

hehehe

Lumen

sultry

Lumen

most innocent kitto

Lumen

...or not

Lumen is the only one who joined our household intentionally. He's both cuddly and ferocious but most of all he's just the silliest. Has the thinnest little meow, despite being the size of a small horse

He loves sleeping in the weirdest poisitons and stealing everyone else's food while barely touching his own. The softest purrito machine with very little in his pretty head.

Peek
Peek

plotting something

Peek

peek peeking

Peek

cardboard box. obviously.

Peek

snuggled in

Peek

mid-chaos, as usual

Peek

very round, very asleep

Peek

looking dramatically upward

Peek

shoulder perch acquired

Peek

blanket chaos

Peek

cardboard box. obviously.

Peek

ferret about town

Peek

being peek

Peek

being peek

Ferret. Full name Pickle. Goes by Peek because that's what she does, constantly, from inside boxes, bags, the back of the sofa, places she shouldn't be.

Lives in tunnels and chaos as a lifestyle. Arrived unexpectedly. Stayed, obviously.

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